The Food Poem
Today I went to the campus dining hall.
I didn't know what to eat
Got lots of things, ate them all.
I even ate pig feet!
But now my stomach hurts, I have diarrhea
The stuff in my bowels is as smooth as my rhyme
I bombed the toilet with my tortilla,
Gotta use four-ply paper towel, it's going to take some time.
I wonder what the dining hall will have tomorrow
Because I'm hungry as hell!
Waiting and waiting brings me nothing but sorrow
But tomorrow all will be well.
Today I went to the campus dining hall.
I didn't know what to eat
Got lots of things, ate them all.
I even ate pig feet!
But now my stomach hurts, I have diarrhea
The stuff in my bowels is as smooth as my rhyme
I bombed the toilet with my tortilla,
Gotta use four-ply paper towel, it's going to take some time.
I wonder what the dining hall will have tomorrow
Because I'm hungry as hell!
Waiting and waiting brings me nothing but sorrow
But tomorrow all will be well.